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#1 cheese

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 08:28 PM

Now, I personally love extreme blood/deadly weapons/rolling heads. Some friends and I rented the movie "Dark Hunters," some awfully low budget shit, with the best intentions of seeing some homemade blood and prostetics blow up. But, oh no. I can honestly say, this is the worst, plotless, nauseatingly irritating movie I have ever seen. It's about a 'Dark Hunter' who finds lost souls and kills them so they can return to heaven, because they were forgotten by God. Some form of overdramatic bullshit like that. Only about 3 bloody scenes in the whole damn movie. <_< Oh yeah, and there's an ugly angel with rotten teeth.

I'm definately going to tell Blockbuster to burn this movie. Or burn Blockbuster for actually having this movie.

Not to mention it comes in at a close finish with the movie "Hallow's End", another indie "horror" film, which is actually soft core lesbian porn. Brought to you by the good fellows at Texas Christian University (Christians like boners and beer too!).

Both of these movies, were literally "HOLY CRAP." :lol:

One thing I will say, the morbid version of Red Riding Hood was actually good. Still plotless, but I lost nowhere near the number of brain cells, as from the two above.

Has anyone else had the terrible misfortune of witnessing a brilliant pieces of work such as these?

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 08:35 PM

it's got to be the one with britney spears. that was the worst for me i think.

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 08:38 PM

The Grudge for one

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 09:03 PM

Worms .

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 09:52 PM

It's cliche, but Glitter was absolute steaming crap.

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 09:54 PM

i don't remeber the name but it was some stupid short movie with singing human eating zombies it was really wierd

oh i saw the hallows end movie you where talking about and it's pretty band but one of my friends mom was watching it with us so thankfully i didn't see the gross part you where talking about

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:12 PM

The never Ending Story II: tainted one of my fondest memories from childhood

The Never Ending Story III: because so many questions were left unanswered

Mulholland Drive: arthouse crap

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:21 PM

I liked Mulholland Drive.

The worse movie I ever saw was 'they'
The Ring was right up there on the shitty movie list.

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:23 PM

The Hulk (my fault for eve seeing it, I know)
Anchorman
Donnie Darko
Old School (I didn't finish it because it was so bad)
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (Fine, crucify me)
Tomb Raider

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:30 PM

The movie Saw sticks out for me.

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:43 PM

Donnie Darko

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 10:48 PM

"O".

Shakespeare is rolling in his grave.

#13 Aidan Kelly

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 11:39 PM

Mulholland Drive: arthouse crap

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All of my friends said that too...they didn't understand it either.I loved it.

For me the worst would be Miss congeniality 2.

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Posted 29 May 2005 - 11:43 PM

All of my friends said that too...they didn't understand it either.I loved it.

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It's not a question of understanding it. The problem is that it presents itself as having a deep underlying meaning when it does not.

Remember that short movie the art teacher shows in Ghost World? Same difference.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:31 AM

It's not a question of understanding it.  The problem is that it presents itself as having a deep underlying meaning when it does not.

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Thanks for clearing that up for us, oh great god of art.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:35 AM

Thanks for clearing that up for us, oh great god of art.

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Well if you'd care to illuminate me, I'm open. Expand my mind, blow me away with the depth and wisdom of Mulholland Drive. Thrill me with your acumen.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 12:56 AM

I haven't seen the film in question, I just didn't appreciate your "it's a fact" attitude on such a subjective question.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 01:16 AM

I haven't seen the film in question, I just didn't appreciate your "it's a fact" attitude on such a subjective question.

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I wasn't aware of any requirement to preface all of my statements with disclaimers that my views represent the views of myself and are therefore opinions.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 04:55 AM

The Ring was right up there on the shitty movie list.

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Posted 30 May 2005 - 04:58 AM

"jack of swords" holy mother, it was BAD. it made me wanna commit suicide by banging my head agaist a wall.




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